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How to clean your bathroom

February 8th, 2013

  1. Climb into tub & fill with warm water while reading book.
  2. Decide to try out whirlpool.
  3. Add water to 1 inch above highest jets & press power button.
  4. Notice globs of mold shooting into water from unused jets.
  5. Realize water level should be 2 inches higher than jets.
  6. Watch jets fire-hosing water out of tub.
  7. Jump up & turn off jets (may take 2 tries).
  8. Vacate tub & run through house looking for towels, hoping nobody’s peeking in windows.
  9. Mop up floors, walls, doors, cabinets, mirrors, counter tops, sinks & toilet.
  10. Get in shower & rinse mold shards from body.

Coming soon… How to clean your bathtub

 

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  • 1. Amy Houston  |  February 8th, 2013 at 6:22 pm

    Once again I could not stop laughing!

  • 2. lswagerty  |  February 8th, 2013 at 7:30 pm

    That’s why I love you Amy! Did I mention blindly trying to stab at the off button with water spraying all over my glasses?

  • 3. Donna  |  February 8th, 2013 at 8:08 pm

    Sounds like my first try at the whirlpool here. Good for a laugh.

  • 4. Donna  |  February 8th, 2013 at 8:09 pm

    P.S. What happened to the book?

  • 5. lswagerty  |  February 8th, 2013 at 8:30 pm

    It’s still drying 🙂

  • 6. Toni  |  February 9th, 2013 at 1:53 pm

    Hilarious!!! What a great laugh for the day! Thank you, Lois!

  • 7. lswagerty  |  February 9th, 2013 at 2:25 pm

    thanks for reading…see you tonight!

  • 8. Susan Jakubowski  |  February 10th, 2013 at 10:05 am

    Oh, I have MISSED you, oh great “Lois Humor”…….

  • 9. lswagerty  |  February 23rd, 2013 at 9:49 pm

    Thanks, Susan – hope your birthday was spectacular!

  • 10. caitelen  |  February 23rd, 2013 at 5:02 pm

    been there! It’s lovely isn’t it…the freezing, sopping wet, cursing, naked scrambling of it all…. so much for relaxation, huh? 🙂

  • 11. lswagerty  |  February 23rd, 2013 at 9:56 pm

    …but the whole room was clean! #theremustbeaneasierway

  • 12. Laura Donovan  |  March 6th, 2013 at 8:25 pm

    But we have a TV by the tub, so BRING MORE TOWELS!!!!!!

  • 13. lswagerty  |  March 6th, 2013 at 8:28 pm

    electrocution, anyone??!

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